Save the Moon for Kerdy Dickus
Hi my name is George, George Saulders. I am going to tell all ya what really happened the night of the …the 23 that’s it, the night of December, 23, 1991.Thats exactly two days before Christmas.
Me and my old man just finished workin on my new truck, we started to get a little hungry so we decided to go down to Bernie’s, Bernie Nystrom he has the best hot wings in town they’re sure spicy though they gotta lot of kick to em so I like to wash them down with a bit of beer, correction a lot of beer. Any who after we all started drinkin a bit I realized I forgot my dang wallet on the tool box which I needed to pay for my dinner.
We hopped in the truck hopin id be ok and everything to drive and all I decided to take the back road because the cops have been lookin for drunks to put in the ol slammer for a night and I was well ove .05 ‘’haha’’.Me and my old man started going the rain started to pelt down hard and from outa no were came this beaming light it made me crash right into the ditch. I stepped out to see what the problem was and this weird thing almost looked like a person was waving, so I decided to see what it was .It was like they were hypnotizing me to come closer I started walking closer and closer and the closer I got the more the ground started to move and I just couldn’t take it anymore so I fell right on my you know what
When I looked up there was a space ship and a lights were blinking from every direction .The alien thing looked nice enough so I decided to walk in. But before I knew it, the thing multiplied and there were more of them. They were wearing weird clothes, making this weird food It stunk too like an old possum .They made me eat it.They also kept on saying this weird thing like save the moon for Kirdy Dickus , it tasted awful I puked everywhere the next morning. They wanted my dad but I wouldn’t let them. They made me take off all my clothes and put on a cape, not even a cool cape like superman an old ugly one. I tried leaving twice, finally they let me go I musta intimidated all em with all my muscles and such. They gave me all these cool gadgets like a cape with a hole in it and a light with a weird button and every time you would touch the weird shinny thing it would click and make your head really scream so I started running as fast as I could Then what ya know the ground started moving again and I fell on my butt,but that did not stop I got up and ran down to Lioydys house and got a few of our other buds and dug that old rusty bugger outa there. Lioydy drove me and my old man home as I approached em steps of ours it was dark so I touched the grey shinny thing and as soon as it clicked I was out like a bug on a windshield. Then the next thing you know its morning time, I’m assuming that they beamed me and erased two hours of my memory then drug me to my room. The aliens musta thought I stupid because I know I sure didn’t walk all the way to my room.
Hi my name is George, George Saulders. I am going to tell all ya what really happened the night of the …the 23 that’s it, the night of December, 23, 1991.Thats exactly two days before Christmas.
Me and my old man just finished workin on my new truck, we started to get a little hungry so we decided to go down to Bernie’s, Bernie Nystrom he has the best hot wings in town they’re sure spicy though they gotta lot of kick to em so I like to wash them down with a bit of beer, correction a lot of beer. Any who after we all started drinkin a bit I realized I forgot my dang wallet on the tool box which I needed to pay for my dinner.
We hopped in the truck hopin id be ok and everything to drive and all I decided to take the back road because the cops have been lookin for drunks to put in the ol slammer for a night and I was well ove .05 ‘’haha’’.Me and my old man started going the rain started to pelt down hard and from outa no were came this beaming light it made me crash right into the ditch. I stepped out to see what the problem was and this weird thing almost looked like a person was waving, so I decided to see what it was .It was like they were hypnotizing me to come closer I started walking closer and closer and the closer I got the more the ground started to move and I just couldn’t take it anymore so I fell right on my you know what
When I looked up there was a space ship and a lights were blinking from every direction .The alien thing looked nice enough so I decided to walk in. But before I knew it, the thing multiplied and there were more of them. They were wearing weird clothes, making this weird food It stunk too like an old possum .They made me eat it.They also kept on saying this weird thing like save the moon for Kirdy Dickus , it tasted awful I puked everywhere the next morning. They wanted my dad but I wouldn’t let them. They made me take off all my clothes and put on a cape, not even a cool cape like superman an old ugly one. I tried leaving twice, finally they let me go I musta intimidated all em with all my muscles and such. They gave me all these cool gadgets like a cape with a hole in it and a light with a weird button and every time you would touch the weird shinny thing it would click and make your head really scream so I started running as fast as I could Then what ya know the ground started moving again and I fell on my butt,but that did not stop I got up and ran down to Lioydys house and got a few of our other buds and dug that old rusty bugger outa there. Lioydy drove me and my old man home as I approached em steps of ours it was dark so I touched the grey shinny thing and as soon as it clicked I was out like a bug on a windshield. Then the next thing you know its morning time, I’m assuming that they beamed me and erased two hours of my memory then drug me to my room. The aliens musta thought I stupid because I know I sure didn’t walk all the way to my room.